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We threw the question out to Facebook, what things do men do in bed that us women hate?

The answers we got back were sometimes funny, sometimes ridiculous, and sometimes worrying butalsoachingly true.

Read the 27things below which contains adult content(obviously, but you been warned) then maybe print it out and leave it where your boyfriend can see it they try to recreate sex positions that they obviously seen on some online porn site, and you end up basically doing a headstand, looking a mess and having to listen to them say: loving that aren you babes? Err, no. you on top and they just staring at you and it like, ahhh what face do I pull? So you just close your eyes and hope for the best. they ask YOU to put the condom on. Just no. they think it sexy to spank you so hard that you just want to turn around and punch them in the face. they just stop, and it like, Did you hear me orgasm? No. you give them a blow job and theyactas if you don have a gag reflex. How about I sick all over your penis? they ask you to strip (which is always awkward what music do you put on?) and then your skinny jeans get stuck round your ankles. they see random things they read online and think they a good idea. Err no, I don want ice rubbed all over my body. you in the middle of foreplay and they thrust a finger up your bum with NO warning. they drag it out because they waiting for you to orgasm first. You going to be waiting a while for that to go down on you in the morning when you feeling really unsexy and unclean. Just gross. their fingers everywhereat once like they playing some sort of instrument. Far too confusing, you just don know what going on down there. they think it a good idea to stick objects in you. Just no. trying to have anal sex without asking and without lube. It does not just slip in there. so aggressivewith their hands during foreplay that they pretty much give you internal bleeding. biting. It just fg hurts. your hair so hard you scream and your eyes water. boxers. Eww. stubble. And not the type that on his face. a bloke wants to do 69 but insists he on top, so you basically suffocate under him. Vom. fried chicken before a blow job. Pretty much the worst taste imaginable. men rush foreplay and think you going to orgasm from 27 seconds. to ejaculateon your face, in your hair, in your eyes. passive aggressive when they can make you orgasm. So sexy. to remove underwear with their teeth. What even is that? cleaning properly. It not attractive to taste urine.
ugg outlet store 27 things men do in bed that women hate